I heard Mary, a barista at the coffee shop, once say what I think that I have said myself, once
or twice before. She thinks that travelling to almost anywhere in the world
might be interesting for a while. Paris was mentioned. Scotland or Spain. But
here is the puzzle I would like to pose.
I find that the alley between New Hampshire and Rhode Island
Streets, walking from 14th and not farther than 13th, to be interesting – though my mind often
wanders well ahead of my feet as I pass through it. And I haven’t sat on every
bench in South Park, either. But I have met a quaint older fellow in that very picturesque
park who speaks English as well as me, but he reads Goethe and Balzac in the German
and the French. He can quote from out of his memory old dead poets like
Wordsworth with a glint in his eye.
Now I think that I understand wanting to see the Great Wall
of China or the Mediterranean Sea off the seacoast of Greece. But why do we so
seldom look for what is interesting in places where you could walk to so easily
without a spending a dime? Where in the world, indeed?
Going one place does not preclude the other, of course, but
what – or where - do we so easily overlook and why? I could just stroll around and
around my house where I live, but somehow I often end up two miles later at
Aimee’s to chat with the locals and to try not to act like a tourist. And walking
over the river and back sometimes surely suit’s me better than staying in my
backyard. I have seen seagulls flying over the Kaw and herons and eagles.
There’s a book store not unlike one in Manhattan, Kansas, where I can manage to
pass a little pleasant time not finding very much in particular. They also sell
postcards if you want to let your friends know what a fine time you are having.
And of course I often watch unlikely people doing quite interesting things on the
sidewalks. Not always that interesting, of course. But that might be true in
Bangkok, too.
I really thought that Omaha was nice when I was there. I’ve
actually been there twice. The bridge over the Missouri is something to see.
But the wind-turned sculpture by City Hall in Lawrence still catches my eye.
And, yes, I must still concede that that Golden Gate is something more than
steel and orange paint.
I had enough of Ottawa for a half-day or so, but the
afternoon really wasn’t a waste of my time. We picked up a souvenir in a quaint
antique shop. And my point, if you can find one when you see me dipping my
finger in the fountain in South Park, is that you can be sure that I think that
Mary was generally right: Almost
anywhere in the world might be interesting to travel to for a while.
Good riddles often have no good answers; the obvious answer
is usually wrong. This one gives me something to think about when I watch the
sunset, sitting by a little garden pond next to the brick patio laid by this
clever fellow a few years ago, or so he told me. He looked as if he was probably
going nowhere. Or I can ponder the possibilities when I wake up from a nap in
my own bed, the blue sky out my window and the cat lapping at a bowl not on
Waikiki beach.
I think that I could show you something interesting, if you
wanted to travel a very short distance just to see something you possibly never
saw before. I can’t promise you’ll find the trash cans there as compelling as
the ones in Iceland, but I’ll give you your money back if you’re not satisfied and
I’ll buy you something to drink. There’s another fountain next to the Gazebo
that they turn on in the spring. It’s not Autumn in New England, but the
fountain is still a little quaint - the water comes from the river, though they
clean it up somehow. It’s safe enough that you can drink the water and not get Montezuma’s
Revenge. You do have bend over and push a button by hand.
And you might not believe me if I tell you this coincidental
fact both amazing and true: the Roosevelt fountain in South Park was first
installed near this spot for horses and it’s mostly true what I say: you can
lead world travelers to water, but you can’t make them think.
Tolkien said it better: All that glitters is not gold, all
they that wander are not lost.
I think that I’ll go take a walk. I know this quaint,
interesting, out of the way place and a woman named Mary that I would
definitely cross the street for and with. But I won’t meet her in Timbuctoo.
It’s not that she is not interesting enough, it’s just that it’s too damn far
to walk.